Chasti-Permalock Monthly Newsletter - March
From the Chasti-Coffin of Colleen Deveraue, Head of Marketing and Strategy
Hiya readers, I hope all your relationships are still going strong after last month's issue. I'll still be an eternally tormented virgin, but hopefully you're still getting your recommended daily dose of D or V, as applicable.
I don't know if you've looked outside of a window, readers, but spring is finally here. Time to cast off the cold chains of winter and embrace warm new growth. Spring clean out the old and bring in some fresh new ideas. This time last year, CP ran a contest asking you, our devoted fans, to come up with new ideas for products that fit the theme of plants or spring. The reward for the winner was a chance to be the initial tester for their idea. We had so many amazing ideas pour in that we were unable to limit ourselves to just one winner, so I have the pleasure of announcing three winners and their products today.
Our first winning idea came from Jeanne Shelton. If you've heard that name before, you're probably a fan of online comedy videos. Jeanne is part of the Knights of the Nat 2, a group that live streams their DnD sessions weekly. They're very adult, absolutely hilarious, and I highly recommend checking them out. At a charity event last year, one of Jeanne's fellow players used one of our Legendary Female Armor suits to become a living version of her character, the very slutty paladin Holithea. Jeanne wanted to do something similar, but the problem was her character, the dryad druid Sapprica, couldn't wear metal armor. So she entered the contest to get us to make a variant of the Legendary Female Armor that would work for her character. The result is what we've taken to call the Dryad variant of the FLA.
The first of three pictures shows Jeanne before her change. A skinny woman, early thirties, with shoulder-length blonde hair with a purple streak on one side. She's wearing ripped jeans and a Do you even roll, Bro? t-shirt before a banner with her gaming group's logo in the background.
The second picture shows Jeanne mid-transformation. Her legs are clad in thigh-high boots of a leathery-looking material, the tips ending in stiletto points. Gloves of a similar material cover her arms up to the shoulders, with purple markings drawn on them in what looks like sharpie. Jeanne is holding a wooden mask up to her face, seeming moments away from pressing it permanently into place.
The final picture is Jeanne post-transformation. Her boots have overgrown into a thick, bark-like hide, splitting her leg below the knee to end in three separate points. Rather than the natural look of her boots, Jeanne's gloves have the smooth texture and rich color of polished mahogany. Mystical symbols and rune run up and down their length, glowing faintly purple. The exposed skin of Jeanne's torso and head has turned a vivid green and three huge purple flowers cover her breasts and crotch. Jeanne's face is completely covered by a wooden mask that matches her gloves. There are no openings; her eyes glow with purple light, her shrunken nose has no holes, and a rune covers the flat expanse where her lips had once been. Thick green vines hang from the back of Jeanne's head, little purple flowers trailing down their length.
Our new dryad variant armor does more than just replace the metal aspect of the base change with wooden or bark accents. Jeanne's respiratory and digestive tracts have been rerouted to the lipples hiding inside the petals of her breasts. The petals at the crotch can either conceal a third pair of lips, a phallic stamen, or a female pistil, depending on the wearer's preference. I won't spoil which version Jeanne is packing, but it should make her fellow LFA-wearing girlfriend Holithea very happy.
Our second winning idea came from Ashlyn Burgess, an up-and-coming porn star and influencer in the alt-scene. Ashlyn's favorite thing to do was to push the envelope, to toe the line of the taboo to thrill her audience. She was well aware of CP's more extreme products, having done a few scenes with human pets or drones. Then she stumbled upon the potization operation, and her imagination ran crazy.
Ashlyn took the standard concept of a pot-girl and flipped it on its head. Literally. As she put it, the focus of the change should be on the volunteer's flowers, not her face. In Ashlyn's "Bouquet of Flowers" or BoF pot-girl variant, it is the hips and butt that rise from the pot instead of the head. Tattoos draw the viewer's attention to the vagina and anus, twin rosebuds ready for deflowering.
The before image shows Ashlyn with her arms around two pot girls, mugging for the camera. Her curly copper hair is shaved completely on one side, while her peaches and cream skin is lightly dusted with freckles. Large, elaborate tattoos can be seen on the exposed skin of her arms and legs, while a thin t-shirt printed with a porn company logo barely manages to contain her heavily augmented and tattooed breasts.
The middle image shows Ashlyn halfway through her transformation into a pot- girl. Both her arms and legs have been cleanly removed from the socket, along with all her body hair. Her previously ponderous breasts are also missing, with red scar lines the only hint at what was sacrificed. Ashlyn's body is covered in marking for the next stage of her procedures, marking the injection points for the nanites that will liquefy most of her bones and simplify her organ structure.
The last picture shows Ashlyn in all her glory. Most of the shot is taken up by a copper pot, the same color as her lost hair. Rising out of the top are Ashlyn's hips and butt, the skin plump and flawless. Ornate tattoos cover almost every inch of visible skin; curling vines and vibrant red flowers. The two largest flowers cover each butt cheek, with her anus nestled in the center of a rose only slightly smaller. A mirror hanging on the wall behind Ashlyn shows that her vagina is wreathed by identical red petals. Milky white liquid drips from Ashlyn's vagina and anus, trailing lines like sap down her naked flesh until it catches in the golden rim of her pot.
While Ashlyn proposed more extreme versions that would add additional vaginas or anuses to fill her empty hip sockets, she decided on a minimalist approach for herself. Like our standard pot-girls, those that undergo this variant can have full net connectivity to replace their lost senses and ability. Again Ashlyn chose a more limited option, forgoing any control implants and reducing her world to an endless stream of porn. This leaves her in a constant state of dripping arousal, just waiting for someone to come along and pollinate one of her flowers. She's been installed in one of the main conference rooms at headquarters, providing inspiration and relief to all who use it. The tattoos from Ashlyn's sacrificed limbs and breasts were salvaged during her procedure and were stitched together into an art piece on the opposite wall of the conference room.
Our final winning design comes from Flora Ellis. Flora has spent decades in the environmentalist movement, ensuring the natural greenery of our world would remain for generations to come. As such, she designed a race change suit that would let her live out the rest of her days among her friends in the forest.
The treant race change suit, as the name suggests, bestows the many benefits and drawbacks of being a tree. While movement is limited, the wearer will be able to live quite comfortably off water and nutrients absorbed by their roots. The slowdown of the metabolic process also drastically increases the wearer's lifespan, allowing them to enjoy hundreds of extra tranquil years.
The first image shows Flora leading a group of her fellow environmentalists on a nature hike. She is a dark-skinned woman in her mid-fifties, with tight silver braids that hang down to her shoulder like vines. Despite her age, she is well muscled from spending a lot of time outdoors.
The second picture shows Flora after she is first suited and planted. The race change suit is made of brown, latex-looking material, and covers Flora from head to toe. Only her face is still exposed. The tightness of the suit emphasizes the pear shape of her body and the significant heft of her thighs and backside. Flora is standing with her legs together in a forest clearing, while someone off-camera is in the process of burying her up to her claves in the rich earth.
The third image shows Flora halfway through her transformation, which is occurring from the ground up. Her legs have merged together into a single, bark- covered column. The diameter of the trunk nearly doubles in size as it reaches her hips, with two large burls forming unmistakable butt cheeks on her rear.
The final picture shows Flora after her change was completed. As the bark grew up her torso, it formed two additional burls where her breasts were. Flora's arms, raised on either side of her head, have sprouted numerous smaller branches to form a leafy canopy. Her face has remained free of bark but has otherwise been converted to a wooden texture. The only other bark-free parts of Flora's body are two disks at the tip of her burl breasts and a branch that curls up from where her crotch had been. All three areas seem to be leaking a white, sap-like substance.
Flora was planted in Greenriver forest at the base of the Redtop mountains. Under federal guidelines, her planting will prevent development within three kilometers. Her environmental group is looking for other volunteers to be planted around Flora, to ensure the entire forest remains protected for generations to come. Even if you aren't willing to take that step, I highly recommend you lace up your hiking boots and travel out for a visit. Flora might not be able to move, but she has other ways to keep visitors to her private grove occupied (wink, wink).
That's all for this month folks. Be sure to pick up my next article, which will cover a fascinating law that changed our approach to the world's oldest profession forever. Until then, stay safe and stay horny.