Chasti-Permalock Monthly Newsletter - February
From the Chasti-Coffin of Colleen Deveraue, Head of Marketing and Strategy
Hiya readers. I hope you're still going strong from all the new resolutions made after last month's issue. As for me, I'm still going strong locked away in my little coffin and it's done wonders for my productivity. Not that I have much choice, being permanently buried alive under the home office means I literally live to work. But anyway, you don't read this letter to hear about my situation. You tune in to see what new and interesting offers we have available this month.
Back when I was up and mobile, February was always my favorite month. Can you guess why? Valentine's day, of course. The wondrous joy of love, the binding of two people together. Candy. Flowers. Lots and lots of good chances for sex. Toward that end, Chasti-Permalock has quite a few deals on tap to get you in the mood.
First off, our offerings for couples. All month long, we're having a buy two, get two free sale on all vaginal, penile, and anal chastities. All the devices will be DNA locked to make sure you're only able to get it on with your one and only. Or possibly up to your three and onlies, if the group is willing to go down to a single device apiece.
If you're looking to make a more significant change in your life, this month all our full body chastity applications are buy one, get a second copy half off. This includes offers like the sleek and sexy Legendary Female Armor, the exotic Race Change Suits, and even the perennial favorite Metalmaid conversion.
Three pictures emphasize the paragraph above. A pair of Legendary Female Armor wearers cross swords, one wearing holy gold and white while her counterpart is dressed in demonic black and red. A before and after shot of a pair of twins combined into an Orthus Hellhound suit. Two Metalmaids getting boxed up, the crate stamped with the logo of a famous upscale hotel chain.
If that's a bit too much for you, we're also offering a two-for-one deal on our race, gender, and age change bodyforms. Why not spice things up by swapping husband and wifely duties, or embrace a new culture from exotic lands?
But don't think we've forgotten about all those still single out there. We've got several sweet new deals on our iChastity line, which finally brings our proud line of products into the Internet of Things revolution. Right now, if you buy any iChastity product, we'll give you six months of Chasti-date premium for free. Get out there and send a few orgasms to your fellow perverts. Who knows, you may end up shopping for couples' devices next year instead.
And what if you already have an iChastity device installed? Don't worry, we still have you covered. If you sign up for any of our subscription iChastity services, we'll give you two months of additional service absolutely free as a loyalty bonus. This includes over thirty offerings ranging from total denial to edging training to my personal favorite, virtual mistress.
Lastly, we've brought back an extra special offer for those looking to take a more active step in finding the love of their life. For a limited time, CP will once again be taking submission for our Perfect Partner Package. Using our patented, 382 point kink survey, we will precisely determine your deepest likes, dislikes, and perversions. Throw in some advanced analytics and our program matches up couples with compatible fetishes. The program operates on a flat fee, as it's impossible to judge which of our many products you'll end up wearing in advance.
A before shot shows an average-looking, smiling couple in their early thirties. In the after shot, the woman's breasts have grown to volleyball proportions, silver spheres that hang on her chest in apparent defiance of gravity. She's dressed in a black leather corset dress that shows off the fact that both her arms are missing. The male has been feminized, losing significant height and muscle mass. She has shifted ethnicities as well, former short brown hair now a chin-length black bob that frames almond-shaped amber eyes. The former male is dressed in a flimsy French Maid dress, the bulge at the crotch hinting that not all her masculinity has been erased.
That's all for now, but make sure to come back for next month's issue. I'll have an exciting list of kinky and perverted things you can plant in your garden to celebrate the arrival of spring. Until then.